So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists–they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity. Stephen Colbert
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists—they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable.

Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity. This quote from Dr. Robert Plutchik, an American psychologist, is a great way to explain the absurdity of the human race taking serious things too seriously.

Source: I Am America

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